Fictionary: Booty-ism

Fictionary is a column showcasing beauty-related words that don’t exist, but should.

For a few years already, it’s become clear that tushes are to the modern era what boobs were to the ’90s. If you ever told me I’d be doing tons of #BBG squats weekly in the name of building up my already ample ass during the times of “Melrose Place,” I would never have believed you. But lo.

In 2017, we’re all booty-ists, a phrase coined by my friend Chase. And as devout practicers of booty-ism, might I recommend a set from beautiful booty product purveyor Sol De Janeiro? This product range helps you cultivate a peach emoji butt by firming and keeping the area moisturized and in good shape.

The Sol De Janiero Bum Bum Escape, $59 at Sephora, includes all you need for all-over tightening and smoothing.

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