Like, Fer Sure: VitaCare Whitening Plus Toothpaste Cool Mint Freshness + Key Lime

By the by, Muppets are totally hot right now. TheBalm‘s got an epic makeup palette inspired by the original Muppet Show coming out in October called Cast Your Shadow. OPI‘s got a Muppet-inspired collection as well to accompany the new Muppet movie slated to come out in November. Personally, I love a Muppet–but none so much as my not-so-secret beauty icon JANICE. I’ve long been obsessed with her sunny hair hue and tarantular lashes. I mean, she CARRIED Electric Mayhem. But mostly? I love her hilarious way of talking. Like, fer sure. Check out this famous Janice scene from The Great Muppet Caper.

And my new favorite toothpaste Vitacare + Keylime ($5.40) comes with the most Janice-esque copywriting on the back, to my delight. On the back of the product, the ingredients are split into two very Janice categories: For Sure! and No Way! 

Listed under For Sure!:

  • Cool Mint + Key Lime
  • Vitamins A, C, D and E
  • Calcium, Aloe Vera and Cranberry Extract
  • Helps promote healthy gums
  • Helps wash away bacteria
  • Helps fight bad breath

Under No Way!:

  • No Fluoride, Alcohol
  • No Parabens, Phthalates
  • No Petrochemicals, SLS, Sulfates
  • No artificial colors, flavors
  • No artifical sweeteners
  • No animal testing
I love that this odd marriage of lime and mint really leaves my mouth feeling clean and fresh, a rarity when I stray from straight-up mint. Plus, it dresses up my bathroom counter nicely. It also comes in Acai and Pomegranate, if it’s that kind of party for you. 
It’s a teeth-cleaning experience (though not a Dr. Teeth cleaning experience) even Stadler and Waldorf couldn’t criticize. Get involved here, okee? And tell me: Do you love a fancy toothpaste as much as I do?

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