Fictionary: Massterpiece Theatre

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Fictionary is a column showcasing beauty- related words that don’t exist, but should.

BBJ readers, I’m nothing if not at your service, so when many of you said that drugstore reviews are something you’d like to see more of, I hopped to it. This week’s fictionary entry is Massterpiece Theatre and it refers to a drugstore gem that feels uber-luxe and brings the drama. I.e., you have to be ready to wear it and not let it wear you. Also, when you’re wearing a lip color that’s bright, a moisturizing formula makes all the difference–especially in this Arctic weather we’re undergoing.

So my Broadway-worthy pout-definer of choice? Maybelline Color Sensational Lip Color in Fuchsia Fever, a lush pop of Nicki Minaj-meets-Barbie hue. I command you to rock it to your holiday parties, drink too much Prosecco, bust out your most scandalous hemline and pity anyone with the misfortune of standing next to your dramatically decorated diva dollface. Why? Because no matter who is in attendance at the affair, with those lips, YOU’RE going to be the phantom of THAT glamorous opera.

Maybelline Color Sensational Lip Color is sold at drugstores nationwide.

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