I love Jojo’s kicky teeny-bopper music. So? You and I both know you do, too. In fact, if someone asked, I’d say that she is the musical equivalent of popcorn. Not that anyone would really ask. But Joge–can I call you Joge? Why are you singing about things that a 15 year-old would, nay, should know nothing about? For instance, in “Too Little Too Late”–which I love running to at the gym, bt dubs–when would have been a good time? When you were in middle school? That said, I am criminally jealous of your glossy fabulosity of a mane.