Secret Lotion Revealed!

Remember my secret lotion review last week? After testing out the body lotion and answering a survey about it online, I found out that the cream was, to quote some famous philosophers we both know named The Flaming Lips

She don’t use butter
She don’t use cheese
She don’t use jelly
or any of these
She uses VASELINE.

Specifically Vaseline Total Moisture. The line of inexpensive hydrators features three variants boasting thicker formulas, enhanced fragrances and new, brighter packaging. Each lotion incorporates Stratys-3 multi-layer moisture complex. The proprietary Stratys-3 complex combines three key ingredients to deliver effective multilayer moisturization:

  • Glycerol Quat A breakthrough molecule discovered by Unilever that finally solves the problem of delivering optimal moisturization to very top layer of the skin’s surface. GQ acts as a powerful hydrating agent, able to effectively bind more water than glycerin
  • Glycerin A well-established moisturizing ingredient which delivers immediate and long-lasting moisture at the core of the stratum corneum
  • HEU (Hydroxyethyl Urea) A powerful little moisturizing ingredient designed to absorb and hold moisture in the deep down layer of the surface skin

Behold, The Flaming Lips.

Vaseline Total Moisture retails for $7 and is available at drugstores nationwide.

This post was sponsored by Vaseline, but all opinions herein are my own. 

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