Ficitonary: Numbernineneighborhood-itis

Uh oh. I think there’s a recognized affliction, hereby to be known as Numbernineneighborhood-itis wherein the combination of your neighborhood’s representation, a GORGEOUSPANTS bottle and the trusted delightful scent of Bond No. 9 scents causes you to develop an unsexy case of the vapours until you own said fragrance. It’s happening to me as I live and blog, resulting from Blogdorf Goodman’s Cavewoman’s review of the new juice, Bond No. 9 Madison Square Park ($240 for 3.4oz).

Notes for Bond No. 9 Madison Square Park include
Grape Hyacinth, Huckleberry, Prairie Dropseed Grass, Red Leaf Rose, Red Hunter Tulips, Hoptree, Teakwood, and Vetiver Root.

I anxiously await the end of this disgustor winter so I can go out and buy this vanity candy and then spritz it to walk around Madison Square Park. And, for the record, NOT buy a Shake Shack burger. 

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