No One At Westerberg Is Going To Let You Play Their Reindeer Games in THOSE Tights. Invest in Spanx.

Pour yourself a tall glass of mineral water, this is gonna be a long post. As you know, I’m a longtime Spanx Tight-End Tights fan. They last foreVER (to be said in the voice of that kid from The Sandlot). So naturally, I need to introduce to the line’s new fall colors paying homage to that piece of cinematic genius, Heathers. I learned from Heathers how to navigate a clique and that before you motor to the Remington party, perhaps you enjoy a quick round of croquet. Remember the EPIC tights in that movie? Channel Heather Chandler and rock some of Spanx’s 16 new shades of Heathers-hued hosiery for fall, all available this month. Here are four of the new shades:


Lipstick


Cabernet

Deep Sea
Midnight

Because not to take part in these tights in gorgeous hues would be CHAOTIC. And chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling. So what’s your damage, Heather? If you don’t like it, you can transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson.

Spanx Tight-End Tights retail for $26 at Spanx.com

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4 Comments No One At Westerberg Is Going To Let You Play Their Reindeer Games in THOSE Tights. Invest in Spanx.

  1. Anonymous

    hilarious, lol i love the movie heathers winona ryder is so awesome in it and when i was watching it i was thinking the same thing about how great their tights are in the movie!!! ive always loved that style and the heathers pulled it off to perfection haha but great choices in this post love all those colors

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