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First of all, PLEASE read my gal India-Jewel Jackson‘s (or I-JJ, as I like to refer to her) opus on the importance of ass exfoliation, or ASSFOLIATION, in the parlance of whomever is in charge of the XOJane Twitter handle. Bryce Gruber and I make a cameo in it, as well. As for my favorite assfoliator agent? Fresh Brown Sugar Body Polish. Twice a week applied to dry skin pre-shower and your posterior’s never felt more perfect. And you can even skip moisturizer, thanks to its oil-base.
Get involved with Fresh Brown Sugar Body Polish for $65 at Sephora.com. What are you using to polish your bum? SHARE Horowitz in the comments.
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