Fictionary: Surreptissue

Fictionary is a column showcasing beauty- and home decor-related words that don’t exist, but should.

Nothing’s worse than not having reinforcements when it comes to toilet tissue, but in NYC, WHERE DO YOU PUT IT? You want to be Surreptissue about it and have backup, but who has the storage? My favorite person in the universe Jonathan Adler has hereby solved your problem by partnering with Cottonelle and designing the answer: a three-piece collection of toilet paper covers. Calling them a “great solution,” the interior designer/ceramacist says the new products “make it easy to respect the roll that respects you.”

Starting in January, get their own limited edition Jonathan Adler designer roll covers available exclusively from Cottonelle at RespectTheRoll.com. The Jonathan Adler roll covers are free with an offer code found in specially marked packs of Cottonelle Clean Care Toilet Paper, plus $1.99 shipping and handling per roll cover. There is a limit to one roll cover per offer code. Roll covers can also be purchased online for $2.00 each plus $1.99 to cover the cost of shipping and handling. The offer ends on April 30, 2012. See website for full details.

Source: UnBeige

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