First of all. I need to disclose that it is 100% NOT coming together today. Last night Jim and I had a “mentor program” meeting (where I mentor him about beauty/grooming blogging) that began at Lucy’s of Gramercy and ended 15 cocktails later at Splash‘s weekly Musical Monday party. Let me describe the scene. One MILLION fabulous gays. A handful of girls. An enormous screen featuring vignettes of the gayest musical numbers. I adore it. Liza Minelli in Caberet. Judy Garland in anything. Pippin numbers. The Sound of Music. So Jim was somehow getting coupons for buy-one-get-one-free drinks from the scantily clad bartender (bartenders at Splash simply wear UNDERPANTS) who is ACTUALLY the brother of the dude from The Gong Show. I also found out that Jim has been to Studio 54 AND was once on the receiving end of a drink from THE Steve Rubell. Can you even? (I can’t.) But I digress, Sophia Petrillo style.
Now, it’s absolutely intended for those who are sick not because of their own stupidity. But do you not think that this stuff would be a DREAM to have on hand when, say, you thought it was a good idea to order your 10th vodka soda from the drag queen waitress while singing “Memories” from Cats at the top of your lungs circa 10pm on a Monday? I’m just saying, it’s a small comfort that would have been nice to have at the ready along with my Ginger Ale this morning on my rougher-than-ush subway commute.
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