I mean, if I had 3 wishes, I would surely spend one on a planet full of unicorns:
I just checked NYTimes.com, and after weeks of Maureen Dowd being “on leave” it now says that she’s plum OFF today. I can’t LIVE without Maureen. It’s been WEEKS. I am seriously about to have a “Rain Man”-style reaction if she’s not back soon. Like, when he can’t watch the Wapner. I’m being for REAL.