La Mer The Reparative Body Lotion

I could tell you that the new La Mer Reparative Body Lotion doesn’t glide onto your skin in a most silky Ryan-Gosling-circa-Crazy, Stupid Love‘s Dirty Dancing-scene way. I want to, because it costs the earth at $150.  Read on… 

I could say it DOESN’T deliver the anti-aging ENGINE of incredible miracle broth-infused serum.

I could tell you it doesn’t emulsify in your hands as if it were marketed under the Land O’Lakes label.

I could avert my gaze and say it didn’t make my drier-than-the-IRA-marketing-materials-I-used-to-write post-shaven legs feel as if they should be on the receiving end for the Electoral College vote for the 2012 election of GAMERICA.

But that would be a lie, and we just don’t have that kind of relationship. 

It’s a big move you CAN handle. Buy the La Mer The Reparative Body Lotion at Bergdorf Goodman.

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