Monogamous Product Relationships

Sometimes it’s just too hard to stick to the same skin care regime. New products come your way, and the packaging is so pretty! It includes a super exclusive, organic ingredient! It’s made with pomegranate extract! And you simply must stray from your old standbys. I FINALLY understand what it’s like to be a single guy with hair in Manhattan. Universe, you win.

Garnier Nutriste Skin Renew Daily Anti-Fatigue Eye Cream diminishes dark circles & puffiness using lycopene, magnesium and vitamin C. Great for moisturizing eye lids pre-eye pencil and for brightening eye area sallowness. Pat on eyelid, under eyes and then diagonally toward your ear to prevent crow’s feet (my worst nightmare next to an enormous vat of Good & Plenty during a famine).

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