I’ve just learned that there are guys who are so product-ignorant that they actually use extra-dry-skin moisturizing lotion intended for the most arid of body skin on their FACES. Can you believe? This is so reminiscent of Mean Girls, when Cady and Janis Ian foisted upon an unsuspecting Regina George peppermint extra-moisturizing FOOT CREAM in a jar masquerading as facial lotion. Now, Regina ended up with a face full of zits, as you might imagine. The guy in question has absolutely flawless skin, I actually covet it. I’m wondering if he would be the next Neutrogena model regardless of gender if he’d simply switch to something designed for the face. Talk about the opposite of metrosexual.